
I'll advise you now not to mess with my Britts or I'll crack your face off the curb, got it?
Girl…are you hula hooping in pigtails?
Outta control.
How’s life treatin’ you?
Don’t act like you don’t love it.

It’s treating me great. How’s life treating you?
After a rough time of it lately, hoping getting back in touch with some friends via social media will help turn things around.
How are all you lovely people that I adore? I’ve missed you!
Hey, ‘Cedes!

Fantastic, maybe after my show we can have a grownup conversation?
Sure. Break a leg.

I have a niece now. Things change…
Really? Never would’ve guessed.

So we both got our hissy fits out of the way for today?
I guess so.

Of course I love being with the family!
I’ll be honest, I never pegged you as a family man.

Please, it takes more than a snarky hair remark to get me down.
I almost took that as a challenge, but I’ll be nice.

We were lucky that our parents just flew out here from Lima and we had a feast at the Hummel-Anderson house!
So you enjoyed the day, then?

I never said it did, I said a joke did. I would prefer not being embarrassed in a tumblr post like that, though.
Joke’s either. Please tell me you aren’t going to start crying over it.
